There’s something beautiful in purchasing a device so that you can then immediately turn it around and hack it in ways the manufacturer clearly does not want
Also in related news, I have an iPhone X now, specifically because I can’t root any of my android phones while this phone has a hardware level exploit :3
Bust out your 56k modems and grow a tail or two (or nine), because Transfur Online's here and you're invited! Here, tech and furry transformation combine, and you're quite literally free to be whatever you like.
So pop in that 1 Million Free Hours CD you found lying around and stay a while - you might just find it a rather life-changing experience ;)